Even the Popcorn Board (created in 1998 as an Act of Congress, if you can believe that, oh wait, “at the request of the popcorn processing industry,” now we get it) isn’t entirely sure exactly when National Popcorn Day is supposed to be, but this year it’s Jan. 19, which is a good day to go to a movie and eat some popcorn, or stay home and sit on your ass in front of the TV eating some popcorn, so we are all about it, but we will not look at popcorn.org for “activities” such as “3. Popcorn air hockey—can you ‘volley’ the kernel back and forth 20 times without letting it fall? Need: flat surface (table), straw (to blow), coffee stirrers (as paddles) or hands (as paddles)” because we don’t need the Government to tell us what to do with pocorn, jeez.(JoeMacstuckinmyteethforaweek)